Highly Unsprung

By CynicalWench

Birding according to Tess

Nag parents to buy the bread to feed the birds, get them at their weakest, e.g. When the parents have the Formartine's after-cake glow feeling.
Blatantly eat the bread on route to see the birds.
Make stupid faces.
Talk to all dogs that pass.
Throw bread (the scraps that are left).
Pilfer bread from strangers.

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