The phone app every parent needs....

Yes it’s the phone app every parent’s been waiting for and the one that will make me my fortune, oh yes! It’s called 'Mapmyson’ and will ensure over this festive season that whatever your son gets up to, you, the longsuffering and ever loyal parent, will know about it.

Yes he might be partying in one of those bubbles clubs, jiving with elves or having is way with naughty women, but whatever he’s up to you will now know all about it thanks to ‘Mapmyson.’

Should your little treasure be up to no good you simply press a button on the app and it sends an imaginary slap to your boys arse. Genius.
It costs $2 and is available now.


Am @ Arsenal for the big one. Let battle begin. I'm with my son...

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