Gifted

A very quiet day today catching up with all the chores I've been skilfully neglecting of late.

I found this work sheet of achievements underneath Teddy's bed - alongside the obligatory smelly odd socks, shrivelled banana skin, foraged and hidden sweetie papers (we don't have sweets at home) and the mouldy desiccated lump of unknown provenance.

His defining moments of glory are:

I won a staring contest
I came 2nd in a judo contest
I have had a cat for 1 yr without it killing itself
I've read all the Harry Potters
I caught 10 cod on my first fishing trip
I have already wrote my Christmas list

I'm not sure how anything could top not having a suicidal cat.

I'm so proud...