Enlightening

See these blippers? Two days ago, six of us planned to meet for a wee drink. By the appointed time it's down to three! Luckily, it was the three foremost, so it was. Their cairds are marked.
But come 9pm, I had to move on. The Caley Sample Room music night, after all. But where was Toots? Nae Toots. I had to put up with the usual sozzled old crew - and young MsW, I should hastily add. And a crazy Italian woman. Crazy! I'm sure she was in the Diggers the previous night and she removed her footwear and complained of swollen feet. She must belong to someone, surely?