GrahamontheEdge

By MatlockGraham

The Beautiful Game?!?

Ten blue boys sitting on the bench at Matlock Town Football Club.

From the left :-

"toilet rolls, toothpaste, sprouts ..."
"Cor, she looks fit!"
"Zzzzzz!"
"Mmmmn, mmmmn"
"Oh no! It must be colder than I thought!"
"I'm so bored"
"I'm so frightened, they look awfully rough"
"I wish I'd gone before I came out"
"What was I thinking of? buying these poxy yellow boots!"
"There's a bloody mole over there!"

At this point, Matlock Town were winning 1 - 0, final score 1 - 1

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