Anatomy of a moustache

A - this is not a moustache. It is more dense and unruly than a moustache.

B - this is the nasal hair/moustache interface. For a few carefree weeks the distinction is blurred and then... one goes and the profusion of the other is, again, unappealingly visible to all.

C - the white tails that make the moustache look like its dipped in milk. These are not a good thing and shall be removed

D - a worrying patch of white in the highly masculine body of the moustache. This raises the likelihood that this is 'The Last Time'.


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