Disdain

Alright mate, wipe that look off your face, I've been doing this every day for over five years and I've seen it all before - the looks of incredulity, concern, fear, bemusement and utter disdain. It's an illness, I see a ripped old chair on the street and I have to blip it, it's as simple as that now jog on back to your al-desko lunch as I'm meeting Insto in the Oxford Bar.

As we were both busy little executives we genuinely only had one pint - a nice break in an otherwise hectic day which contained far too much coffee.