Preparations

I've had lots of lengthy chats with Smithski and J9 over the past few months and, once we have discussed the latest medical updates on Mum and other issues following on from that, conversation will usually turn to preparation for the zombie apocalypse. Smithski does a daily series of lunges, so frequently that he forgets he's doing them which can lead to odd looks in the hospital ward, supermarket, pub etc. But, as he says, you never know when you will be forced to run from the zombies and if you are warmed up then you have a better chance of survival because you don't have to out run the zombies, just the other guys around you.

I think it's a load of bollocks. But you can never be sure. So each morning I take myself along to the woods and do some lunges. Just in case.