Homage au Elvis

I was never a really great fan of Elvis but one of the songs I did appreciate was the blue suede shoe song.

"...Well, you can knock me down,
Step in my face,
Slander my name
All over the place

Do anything that you want to but uh-uh,
Honey, lay off my shoes.
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
You can do anything but lay off my blue suede shoes..."

Apparently they are the latest fashion statement. Me I just like the colour and they match my blue trousers.