Love advice.

Generations of hairdressers have given advice free with a cut and blow dry.

This cool new hair place down the road from me have cleverly used it in their window. Be careful though, don't go to Crazy Lou, she tattooed her boyfriend's face with 'I am a tosspot' using his eyes as the two 'o's. (Crazy Lou prides herself on creative expression even when really fucking annoyed). Advice from her might be a little suspect, especially as she had just beheaded her boyfriend when she tattooed him.

But compared to Crazy Lou, Romantic Rob is a complete lunatic. He believes in love. Christ, that's just fucking dangerous and irresponsible.