Help.

In 2 days, I have quite a big blip coming up.
I shat myself slightly when I saw it looming this morning

But I have no idea what to do, and I'm starting to panic,
then I thought:
HEY! I have some of the most lovely/clever/unhinged/
frankly unhygienic/weird people at my fingertips!

What a resource!
Oh go on, what should I do?
Not an SP as I look less like LeeAnne and Sarah Smith
and more like Sid James in an intestine hat.

There might be a prize involving tongues and the sound of ripping pigfat.
And a ring doughnut.