Only me?

Am I the only person in the world who:

1. Hasn't got a tattoo?
2. Hasn't been to Mad Dogs?
3. Has always thought Fawlty Towers was shite?
4. Wanted Kimberley to win The Great British Bake Off?

Incidentally, I am unjudgemental about all these things.
Except for Fawlty Towers. What a load of caca.