Security

Every night when I get home from work, the first thing Lizzie does is go out on yard patrol. She makes the rounds and checks for intruders or breaches in the fence, eats a bit of grass and pretends she's in charge of a surveillance operation responsible for homeland security. Snuffy usually goes out with her and I'm sure she thinks he's her willing assistant, ready to do anything she asks. In reality, he's always off smelling the flowers but I'm sure Lizzie prefers to think he's bomb sniffing or something. What a team -- I feel safer already.