Magic Fingers

I've felt a bit off colour for a couple of days now. Could be 'that time of year', could be the central heating (that actually works now) or could just be the stresses and strains of life generally catching up with me.

My Dad bought me this nifty little gadget a few years ago; as a retired butcher he plays hell with me if my kitchen knives aren't sharp!
These are diamond coated 'magic fingers' and a couple of swipes across them gets my blades back to gold Dad standard.
Just wish I could sharpen myself right now!