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Me: “Wake up, Snuffy, I need a blip.”

Snuffy: “Sssnnnrrrrkkkkkk.”

Me: “Snuffy, I know you can hear me.”

Snuffy: “Sssnnnrrrkkkkkk”

Me: “Snuffy, stop fake snoring.”

Snuffy: “Go away.”

Me: “Snuff, my love, I got home from work late – I need a blip.”

Snuffy: “Sorry, can’t help.”

Me: “Just look at the camera”.

Snuffy: “No.”

Me: “Snuffffffeeeeee, pleeeease?”

Snuffy: “I’m not in the mood. Go find Lizzie.”

Me: “She just bit me on the ankle.”

Snuffy: “You’re having a tough day, aren’t you?”

Me: “Just open your eyes and look cute.”

Snuffy: “I look cute with my eyes closed. Take the picture.”

Me: “Tomorrow, maybe?”

Snuffy: “Sssnnnrrrrkkkkkk.”