'Ok, 'says Grandad...

...you distract her and I'll turn this knob and we can escape out of the window.'

The VIP and I have been working in the garden between showers. We hosed and scrubbed the slippery deck, fed and watered the tomatoes, fed the birds, buried pirate treasure, talked to the worms, checked out the pumpkins and ran madly round the circular flower bed being Minions.