2 for Sarah and one 4 all

Had a day out today with t`other `alf before he goes away to Oxfordshire for a week on a course.
First we went for a nice lunch at one of the 7 pubs in the village.
After that we took a drive out to get some bits and bobs for him and just enjoy the day really.
The lizardy pics are for Sarah who is mad on the creatures. I know the little fella waving his hand is a chameleon and he moved just as I was taking the photo. The two lovelies on the piece of wood I have no idea what the are, but they just stayed so still.
The slogan which made me laugh like a drain was in the rear window of a really beat up `H` reg VW camper-van. There was a slogan on the front windscreen which read "This vehicle has not been abandoned".

All pics taken with phone hence not VG quality