Day 28

Earlier this week, we stopped in a store to pick up some soap for our apartment. I guess you could say I made a bit of a faux-pas, for lack of a better term. In addition to the fig soap (!!!), I thought I had purchased a small cone-shaped hand soap.

When we tried to use the cone-soap, though, we had a lot of trouble. Running it under water did absolutely nothing, and it left an odd residue on our hands.

The language barrier, once again, fooled me. Turns out I bought a massage bar...

The product description that we found online makes it all the more embarrassing:
"INVIGORATING CITRUS CONE
This is the bar to use if you want to make sure your partner is wide awake after a romantic massage. A good rub down with this stimulating bar will ensure your grateful partner has plenty of vim and vigor for... other activities! This gold-capped cone has an uplifting and invigorating perfume of Sicilian lemon and sweet wild orange oil to keep you going from dusk 'til dawn!"

.........yeah........