Hold on to your hat...

Hold on to your hat
so you know where it's at
keeping your hair in place
saving you face.

Hold on to your hat
so you know where it's at
a little shelter from the rain
as the wind takes your grin.

Hold on to your hat
so you know where it's at
but beware of the splash
of the cars going past.

Keep hold of your head
so you know where it's lead
'cause as mad as you get
it's worse being wet.