Holy ****

David passed his driving test.

Holier **** - the cost of putting him on my car insurance.

Even holier **** - the thought of him driving a car all on his own.

Holiest of the holy ****s - now that I have a child who can drive, I think I can no longer use the "I've just had a baby" excuse for the spare tyre round my middle.


(He had to do a genuine emergency stop when a child ran out in front of him!)


PS - anyone else going sober for October?