Hi Tech

So hi tech that nobody can make it work.
Jim couldn't make it work.
The Comcast guy couldn't make it work. He couldn't even find the box.
The Comcast gal couldn't make it work. She talked to herself under the house, and told
us to unplug the box and plug it in again. She left her ladder here. (Why did she
need a ladder to crawl under our house?
OilMan certainly couldn't make it work.
Maybe it never worked.

So we called MY GUY HI TECH.
We got out the box full of components from the garage.
(Nine months later we still have a few moving boxes full of stuff.)
Our Guys don't seem to be having much luck making it work either.
They are sitting on the couch watching the TV.
Star Wars music is coming from the speakers.
The TV screen is covered with numbers
We really do seem to live in the black hole of communications.
Good thing I like to read books....