Fashion my Ar*e!

These hideous jumpers remind of the jumpers my aunties and secondary school teachers would wear in the 80's. Surely it's just not me getting old, they are awful, aren't they? Please don't say you've bought one, or worse, have a vintage one from one of your aunties. Give me a jumper from any decade, but not this. "Precise geometry sweaters guarantees top marks in fashion class this season" PishTosh! Who reads such garbage?! Me apparently, as I keep compulsively buying this magazine.