Insanity

When the number of plates that must continue to spin and remain on top of their poles is disproportionate to the number of limbs available, including the use of individual fingers and toes and making full use of any protruding body parts including the nose, ears, buttocks and elbows (n.b. in this case the breasts are not included due to lack of size) then the plate 'spinner' is advised to adopt a chicken costume in preparation for 'insanity', which is likely to strike in a short space of time and render the aforementioned 'spinner' in a state of gobbledegook.

Brain is discombobulated.

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Monthly column number two...

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