Formula One!

Bandit: So are you going to watch the Italian Grand Prix Dylan?
Dylan: No, I don't like motor racing. It's boring.
Bandit: But what about the warm up lap? All that swerving about to get the tyres warmed up?
Dylan: Boring!
Bandit: And then there's the pit stops. Filling up the tanks and changing the tyres.
Dylan: You can watch that down at our local garage!
Bandit: So what about the spraying of champagne at the end of the race?
Dylan: It would be more sensible if it was perfume.
Bandit: A couple of races ago, someone actually passed someone else!
Dylan: Still boring.
Bandit: You could be right.

Enjoy the weekend.

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