The Only Biped in Stromness

Stromness; morning.  The only biped going about.  Fortunately I don’t have to visit the GP very often, but this was the very day.  Blood was taken, a prescription written.  I then gave her a thorough examination.  As part of the process she determined that I have some floating matter under the skin on my patella.  She gave me a test , I became ‘flustered’.  When I explained I don’t find it easy being a man she entered it into my notes.  Ten minutes later I was in front of a practice nurse; very young and exceedingly articulate.  She gave me a prescription for a pink inhaler.  When I told her it would match my handbag, she also entered that in my notes.    
 
The Current Mrs Creel was ootside the surgery with the engine running, we had rehearsed this scenario many times.  We went through to Kirkwall to dance.  Please see the attached dance list kept by Frances; we hadn’t danced any of these for ages but danced them in a highly syncopated and accurate fashion.  Well, who else is going to tell you?
 
On the strength of this I treated CMC to our Anniversary meal. 
 
I was a child bride.