Party people

Did this actually happen??
Three days in the south of France: The sun shone, the scenery was stunning, the yachts colossal, the villas astounding, the dogs small and yappy, the glacés exceptional, the markets vibrant, the gendarmes tres chic on their bicycles, the cocktails exotic, the fireworks spectacular, the coffee strong, the water warm and the partying fast and furious!   What a culture shock!
Straight off the plane where we were met and driven to Eze. Tie for a quick freshen up and off to party number 1 - we started off with drinks at cousin 1's villa (next to Bono's, yup a bit of name dropping is allowed), then all walked down to a beachside restaurant for dinner. The food was good but the noise tremendous and a four piece band visited each table in turn and serenaded in Gypsy Kings fashion. Himself's ears protested loudly! I'm afraid we escaped as soon as the conga dancing started. Wrecked!