The Toupee
It was my husband's fault. He is the one who first put the bit of fur on top of the Moose's head. It was all in jest, or so he said.
"Who looks like Mel Torme?" he asked, and then he snickered. And we all looked at each other. Because we had no idea who he meant!
But then, suddenly, a photo shoot broke out, and everybody had to try on the new toupee. They took turns. They passed it around. Hair today, gone tomorrow!
The Anteater, trying to fit in, put a dandelion that went to seed on his own head, much like an afro. And no, Anteater, those Crittergators are NOT ants. Leave them be!
Why, yes, that IS a reindeer riding on a Moose, and looking rather festive while doing it, don't you think?
Our soundtrack song is the Cowsills, with Hair, from 1969.
P.S. In the Barrens, both the lady's slipper orchids and the mountain laurel are in bloom, at the same time!!!
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