yikes...

I'll have to cut down on Rory`s spinach portions..

Thanks for all the comments on yesterday's traffic warden Blip. After I had posted I became unwell and had to attend the A&E department where I underwent surgery to have my tongue removed from my cheek. The doctor told me that my irony levels were far too high and that I've to avoid The Onion, Private Eye, the Daily Mash and HIGNFY for the foreseeable future.