I know an old woman....

....who swallowed a fly.....

I feel a proper tattie heed; I swallowed a bee whilst cycling home tonight. I felt it sting straight away and then it was gone to an acid filled belly death. As I cycled on, my throat began to swell alarmingly so I detoured via The Western General. The sting sack was still in my throat but was removed skilfully and after observation was permitted to leave.

Note to self: Stop cycling with my tongue hanging out.