Greg In Glasgow

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

It was a lovely warm day so The Eldest Mini and I went for a swim at Gullane. We managed 20 mins and it was amazing but the water was so cold* (about 8°C) that it made my bum feel funny!

The Prince, The Eldest Mini Princess and I went to Glasgow later to be joined by Terry for a bite to eat** before going to see Greg Davies.

Greg Davies was BRILLIANT. His complete lack of embarrassment combined with ridiculous childishness and self deprecation made for a laugh out loud show. Proper belly laughs when he described having a middle aged baggy bum hole.

Don’t worry it wasn’t caused by cold water swimming!

C

*We went through a slightly warmer patch of water during our swim.

“Small kids pee,” joked EMP

My survival instinct spoke first - “I don’t care about being p1ssed on as long as it’s warm.”

“Another classic Princess quote right there!” She quipped.

**Went to the loo in the restaurant. The toilet in my cubicle wouldn’t flush and the woman coming out of the other cubicle gave me a funny look.

And then I noticed the large ‘Out of order. Do not use’ sign in the front of the cubicle door.

Don’t worry, it was just a wee!