At $1000, it’s a bargain!

The White House has created a Faith Office, led by none other than Dear Leader’s “spiritual advisor” Paula White Cain — one heck of a snake oil salesperson herself. It’s just amazing was passes for a Christian nowadays…

A video of one of her sermons has surfaced which seems to imply that for a mere $1k “offering”, she will enable the realization of these 7 blessings ( cited in Exodus 23): God will assign an angel to you [do I get to pick its ethnicity?]; God will be an enemy to your enemies [picture a Rambo-like god decked out in camo, sporting an ak47]; he will give you prosperity [but if not, at least Dear Paula will make a bundle off you]; and a few other assorted blessings having to do with health and a long life.

When questioned, she says she never specifically mentioned a tit for tat exchange but when there is a scroll at the bottom of the screen showing how you can pay for these blessings as she enumerated them, it seems a bit… obvious?

So then, two questions spring to mind:
- what the f..k happened to the first amendment that enshrines the separation of church and State??!!
- where the heck is Elon? If there ever was a wasteful government office that could be done away with, this is it!

There just are no words left, are there?