The Good Wife

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

With Caro going full-time, I've tried to step up a bit and do a bit more about the house. 

I HAVE TAKEN OVER LAUNDRY

Laundry is MINE now. I don't mind it at all. And maybe this is the secret to marriage. Divvying up the chores so that you get the ones YOU want. 

So I get laundry and food and cat-boxes. Caro gets vacuuming and cleaning bathrooms.

We share changing sheets, but pretend we are doing a challenge on "Survivor".

I also have been doing more shopping so have had to learn about Caro things like Dry Shampoo. 

"It's the pink can," she told me.

THERE ARE TWO PINK CANS. AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE.

I failed at the very first hurdle. How humiliating.

S.

p.s. It was the "Blush". In case you were wondering.