Furminator.

Thanks to Madwill for recommending this piece of kit. Apart from ripping up furniture, Loki is in the midst of a seasonal shedding, which means there's black fur on white clothes and furnishings, and white fur on black. A bit like seagulls, who seem to have the skill to drop dark poo on white cars and white splashes on dark ones. This is no ordinary comb, and not particularly cheap, but it works wonders on stripping out all the loose fur. It also helps that he loves being brushed with it. The current strong winds have carried the stripped fur all across the village.