I Am A Bad - Bad Husband.........

I failed to find an anniversary card for SWMBO - so I went to make her a wall plaque.
I failed there too .... 3 times!
I was nearly in tears and extremely depressed when I went back into the house --- then she rubbed salt in the wound with this advent calendar. But I managed to refrain from drowning my sorrows - until tonight when I will down the entire bottle that is behind door no1. (It is in the extras).