Worst day ever ....

Only joking ... Despite the fact the misty sky (these Scottish people call it some freaky word like whore or similar ) never shifted and by 4pm it was slightly chilly we had a fabulous time .. Well I did .. Bugger the others .
Mandy made cakes and they were super !! I should know I had about eight ...
Steve and Martin brought me a box of crispy kremes and I let some of the idiots others try them and I wish I had not... Thieves .
A few of us went for a walk in the woods which have been in the news recently for forest fires due to 45 seconds of severe sunshine in the area ...anyhow we had decided we would get as close to the fires and fire engines as possible and whilst the flames were licking at our flip flops we would run like hell ... Well there were no fires left .. I did suggest we start another * but Lynn had left her lighter back at the feral camp ...
Trish almost broke her leg off on a hidden stump I think the bone of her shin was poking through ...
Oscar peed on Cocos head ... They are dogs not children ...
Cooper who is a child and not a dog wants to live with me ... When I suggested he would miss his mummy he shrugged and replied ' I can visit her' ..
Some of us decamped to Lynn's house (I have been Internet pals with Lynn for over 10 years but we had never met .. She's horrible I had to make my own cup of tea) ...
Vik has a list and links to all the blippers who were there as its really bloody hard to do on this chuffing phone but I shall try ...

http://www.blipfoto.com/entry/3289302

List of attendees ..
Inez.. pooch coco and leggy child ..
KryptoMart
EdieSteve
Trish with wild spaniel
Lynn The life in fife .. With man of Tourette ,lovely son and two pooches ..
Vik with the chaos boys
Mandy with Canadian male ..pink haired daughter and little fickle cooper ...


I can't seem to get any links up ..

*disclaimer ... If anyone actually thinks that it's true you are more stupid than I though xxx