Strange Brew

Knowing that our occupation of the apartamento would follow shortly her departure, the SK’s sis left us more than the usual provisions. And as we’re once again the last occupants this year, we’ll need to leave the place empty. Obviously the Tanqueray could be left overwinter but then again she’s a generous woman. But what of these other strange oddments - a white chocolate magnum (why??) and a can of “tropical fruit” cider (likewise!). Only one thing for it: I shall put myself forward to sample these strange combinations and report back. Maybe a small Tanqueray would assist.