Wild Cat Spotted in Borders

He’s not just wild, he’s absolutely livid. Apparently there are no city rat nests to dig-up and the field mice haven’t begun the annual harvest-induced migration to human homes. I’ve asked him to remain patient, the rodents will come and in greater numbers.

An early post as I wait for the roofing dudes to arrive. They’re hopefully up bright and early, preparing for the day ahead, they’re just not quite at the job yet….at 10.15am! Driving the country GDP forward with an impressive work ethic these lads.

Nancy has headed off to Melrose on the bus. She’s clutching her new wicker shopping basket, obligatory kit in the independent shops. It’s common to see openly middle class shoppers removed from shops if they arrive with tote bags or, perish the thought, a supermarket bag for life.
“All staff…code 99, Tesco Bag for Life near the sour dough and organic quinoa section…eject, eject, eject”.