I Won't Forget My Toothbrush

I’m not one for roughing it.
I like a toilet that will flush.
I don’t want to have to crouch
behind a tree or thorny bush.

I certainly have no urge to sleep
under an eiderdown of leaves.
And I've no desire to discover
what enforced hardship achieves.

So when I set off today
rest assured that I'll be heading
to air conditioning/central heating
and a bed with crisp white bedding.