Foul Play

A crack team of SuperGrans were called to Toddlers this morning - following the discovery of this sight.

Initial investigation indicated the injuries sustained were not life threatening - and consistent with being thrown from a pram - by an under three year old.

The victim was identified as Dolly - known locally for her piercing blue eyes - and thought to live in the toy cupboard at the church.

The investigation is now closed - but any comments on the case would be welcome