ForthPorts

By ForthPorts

Tunnel vision.

Mrs FP has departed these waters to explore a hitherto unexplored part of Fife with a friend. I suggested stout footwear, a change of underwear and some Kendal Mint Cake should accompany them. If they survive, upon their return late this afternoon they can assist me in drying the dog because our summer once again seems to be being dispensed in large watery droplets.

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