Pyrrholoxia

Visiting the backyard water dish this morning was  a pyrrholoxia. This handsome dude isn't a northern cardinal but is in the cardinal family. Other than catching it while I was sipping my coffee, it was just another Sunday doing Sunday stuff.
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An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing.
"Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend.
"Your chances are better," said the friend, "if you tell her you're 90.