Put On Your High Heeled Sneakers

Bought myself a new pair of shoes, 'nude', of the type so favooured by our non-royal princess Waity Katie. Bloody hell they're uncomfortable. (Upside?: sale £20)

I've been wearing them indoors to try and break them in. A particularly good look when I'm 'in ma goonie' teetering about. I believe 'middle aged ten dollar hooker on a tea break' is bang on trend this season. I hope Wayne Rooney doesn't hear about me.



(Just spotted - this is a kind of 'selfie', get you Rihanna).