McFeefs

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

Feefs made me an egg and bacon McMuffin for breakfast! She actually made it last night, ready to go for me this morning before I left for work!

I was both ASTONISHED and DELIGHTED and it was DELICIOUS!

"Are you sure she didn't just go to McDonalds?" asked Briar, always suspicious. 

It was a surprisingly close approximation. Except BETTER.

Away with you, Briar.

Actually I had a nice time with Briar today. We went for a walk and I bought her an ice cream. We had a nice chat and when we got back to work she sent me a message. 

"You will always have a place in my heart Symon," she wrote. 

This is typical of Briar. She is somewhat emotionally constipated. And anything of import, she will not say. But she texts it. 

I was quite touched. 

"Platonically of course," she texted.

She is such a little weirdo. But I love her too*.

I had a nice day all day in fact, but it was a long one and I was exhausted. When I got home we ordered burgers for everybody and Feefs and Quinn were delighted. 

They maybe weren't as good as McFeefs, but they were still pretty good.

S.

* Platonically, in case she's reading.