Caught Red Handed....
...Joe had ONE job, ONE job, his wife had given him. Go and do the weekly shopping without the stupid human getting a photo of you!!
'No problem' claimed Joe, 'I'm like Flash I am' 'In and out! I won't be seen'
And he'd just been caught on camera, holding a ball of suet, his wife would not be amused, as their neighbours would soon find out on the squirrel 'Social Network'.
There was always a squirrel nearby playing peek-a-boo and keeping Watch from a nearby tree.
Joe had been so confident, TOO confident he now realised, and cocky. If he'd have used his eyes he would have realised the stupid human was keeping absolutely still, the big grin in its face the giveway he'd got a photo.
At least Jo had got the weekly shopping, and looking around was relieved to see, nope, and just double checking, no peek-a-boo.
Joe was relieved to find his wife perfectly happy with the suet (she'd heard nothing from the Squirrel Network), although she raised an eyebrow when he said he'd been too quick for any human to see properly. You see, Joe's tail twitched when he told a porky .....
Take care all :-)
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