Tea. You cannae whack it.

When something shit has happened, no-one ever says:
I'll put on some coffee, do they?

The best cup of tea I ever had was after helping a friend run away from a
horrible man. We stood in my kitchen till he stopped banging on the door
I think we were both faint with relief. The first thing we did was make tea.
It really was the only thing.

Ok, there may have been a pint or two of vodka later.