Ermitrude's Seagull
Can I have a chip please? said the bird. Well that depends said Ermitrude, placing a piece of cod into her mouth, I mean it depends if you are a seagull or just a regular bird.
Oh, regular as clockwork, replied the large white bird.
You do look like a seagull said Ermitrude as she placed yet another juicy morsel in her mouth in preparation for chewing and swallowing.
I mean, she said, the orange legs and seagull like beak kind of give it away really.
I know, replied the big white bird, but I'm actually part lion. You see my grandmother on my fathers side flew off to joint the circus.
Ah I see said Ermitrude, in that case you had better have the fish as well.
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- Canon EOS 5D Mark II
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