How many do you have?

Hubby and I had the following conversation with a checkout girl (CG) in Asda last night:

CG: Hi there! Do you want a hand with your packing?
Me: No, it's fine thanks. We should be okay.

Beep, beep, beep...items go through checkout.

CG: I found out yesterday, I've got three kidneys.

Silence....

Me: Oh... I don't really know what to say to that.
CG: It's okay. Apparently it's quite common to have three.

Beep, beep...

Me: Oh...good...maybe you could sell one of them.
CG: Yeah, I might!

This is the point when I lost the plot. I had to leave hubby at the checkout as I made my way outside shaking with laughter and wiping away tears.

I left hubby explaining to CG that no, she hadn't upset me and yes, I would be alright.

Sorry, she said, as he walked away.

She's my Asda employee of the month.