"She's here again"

Charlie : just follow my lead keep your head up and she'll take a few snaps for her blip and then sod off

Camilla : she comes here a lot, but I think she prefers to blip Harold Heron he's more photogenic

Charlie : I notice she hasn't brought anything nice to eat

Camilla : she brought some nice currant buns this morning though

Charlie : does my bum waddle when I walk ?

Camilla : not sure but your feathers are combed into a smart DA !!