I was going to entitle this still life as...

"Just Pub Grub"

"Noooo" my agent cried, "it deserves so much more gravitas"

So now I present  "Lemon Sole Goujons (like chicken nuggets but with fish) homemade tartar sauce accompanied with annoying little blobs of homemade tartar sauce and chips in a extraneous basket, slice of lemon and an untouched salad."

"Too wordy." said my agent.

We eventually settled on "Brown Food." 

Lunch, Elie, Fife. Very nice

The Mr Grumpy in me was irritated by the faff but on a visit to the loo I glanced into the kitchen seeing it staffed by a single handed young lad. Well done sir! He looked twelve and had borrowed his grandfather's beard.

Altogether very agreeable.

And the icing on the cake - seeing Max Verstappen getting his butt kicked.