A nod to Scotland's Jewish national bard Rabbi Burns. Dedicated to his first true love, Annie, and one of his best loved poems.

"The greatest gift that God could gie us
To pass wind when aye it please us
The stench from the wench that issues hence
Tae them genteel they tak sic offence
Yet that sweetness from my love I find so canny
My dearest Annie and your farting fanny"

Oy Vay

Rabbi Burns
1759 - 1796

* Some of this may not be factually accurate.